Thursday, November 30, 2006
I've been remiss in watching I'm a Celebrity this year. My loss.
Everyone's saying it, but David Gest makes it. Yesterday, for his own amusement, he tested people on the "two word game". It started with Leeming.
Gest: Jan, is Jason arborino or artalini?
Leeming: Artalini.
Gest: No. He is arborino. Is he satarid, or proculin?
Leeming: He is proculin.
Gest: He is satarid.
It reached its purest state with Dean Gaffney.
Gest: OK, Dean. "Brandido" or "salanca"?
Gaffney: Ummm... Brandido!
Gest: No. Salanca.
Gaffney: OK.
Gest: "Malatino", or "crabula"?
Gaffney: Crabula, definitely.
Gest: No. Malatino.
Gaffney: Of course!
Gest: Dean, I love you, but you're terrible at this game. You just don't think about it hard enough.
Gaffney: No, no! Again! I'm getting the hang of this now.
Gest: Ok. Ok. "Rollandest" or "grontonin"?
Gaffney: Grontonin?
Gest: No. Sorry. You're not concentrating. I love you, but you're not concentrating.
Gaffney: Ok. Again!
This lasted about five minutes. Gest was entirely po-faced. I was on the brink of hysteria.
UPDATE! For those of you who may still be suspicious of the charms of the Gest, check out this story from the Sun.
Yesterday he told Jan Leeming that he gets people in every morning to brush his teeth.
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Everyone's saying it, but David Gest makes it. Yesterday, for his own amusement, he tested people on the "two word game". It started with Leeming.
Gest: Jan, is Jason arborino or artalini?
Leeming: Artalini.
Gest: No. He is arborino. Is he satarid, or proculin?
Leeming: He is proculin.
Gest: He is satarid.
It reached its purest state with Dean Gaffney.
Gest: OK, Dean. "Brandido" or "salanca"?
Gaffney: Ummm... Brandido!
Gest: No. Salanca.
Gaffney: OK.
Gest: "Malatino", or "crabula"?
Gaffney: Crabula, definitely.
Gest: No. Malatino.
Gaffney: Of course!
Gest: Dean, I love you, but you're terrible at this game. You just don't think about it hard enough.
Gaffney: No, no! Again! I'm getting the hang of this now.
Gest: Ok. Ok. "Rollandest" or "grontonin"?
Gaffney: Grontonin?
Gest: No. Sorry. You're not concentrating. I love you, but you're not concentrating.
Gaffney: Ok. Again!
This lasted about five minutes. Gest was entirely po-faced. I was on the brink of hysteria.
UPDATE! For those of you who may still be suspicious of the charms of the Gest, check out this story from the Sun.
His favourite saying, 'And then she died', has become a camp catch-phrase, while tales of his unfortunately-named maid Vaginika Seaman and an albinos-only hotel have had viewers in stitches.
Yesterday he told Jan Leeming that he gets people in every morning to brush his teeth.
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