Thursday, June 03, 2004
I need to free some space on my phone. Here are selection of the best (fit to print) texts I haven't been able to bring myself to delete:
I am sitting on a train. Who is sitting across the aisle from me? Of course it's cyclopian Jazzman arthead George Mellie (Melly?), accompanied by a young nubian princess. He says I'm a very pretty man... And now he's talking about the Reichstag. Peach.
I'd just like to point out that I got hit on by 3 separate women tonight. Of course they were all quite mediocre. Of course I still would have. Of course I didn't.
i'm in a manx gay bar. Of course it's a remix of james brown. Of cause someones doing 'so complicated' by morrisette. Of cause she's the girl i'm with.
of course i'm drunk. That's why I wrote "of cause".
Harsh... but fair. conceptual art's a concept, which is why the objects fester in warehouses. can't burn a concept. quit whingin tracy, u still got your dreams
Do you know what I really fucking hate? That's right, hiccups.
And you know what else? Hiccups sitting next to a really cute girl on the bus home. Cos otherwise, she'd be totally mine...
And the winner:
...too busy gettin pissd
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I am sitting on a train. Who is sitting across the aisle from me? Of course it's cyclopian Jazzman arthead George Mellie (Melly?), accompanied by a young nubian princess. He says I'm a very pretty man... And now he's talking about the Reichstag. Peach.
I'd just like to point out that I got hit on by 3 separate women tonight. Of course they were all quite mediocre. Of course I still would have. Of course I didn't.
i'm in a manx gay bar. Of course it's a remix of james brown. Of cause someones doing 'so complicated' by morrisette. Of cause she's the girl i'm with.
of course i'm drunk. That's why I wrote "of cause".
Harsh... but fair. conceptual art's a concept, which is why the objects fester in warehouses. can't burn a concept. quit whingin tracy, u still got your dreams
Do you know what I really fucking hate? That's right, hiccups.
And you know what else? Hiccups sitting next to a really cute girl on the bus home. Cos otherwise, she'd be totally mine...
And the winner:
...too busy gettin pissd
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