Friday, September 05, 2003
Top 10 things to mark one out as a prize prick:
1) Using one's military rank in civilian life.
2) Having a tattoo of a football team. Particularly Leeds United.
3) Using the words, "gaff" or "pad".
4) Talking about house prices in any social situation.
5) Shaking hands with a bone-crushing grip.
6) Only going to *modern* art galleries.
7) Being rude to waiters/shop assistants.
8) Using HR-speak in everyday conversation.
9) Sneering at ITV.
10) Having a dangerous dog. (e.g. Staffordshire Bull Terrier, Doberman etc)
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1) Using one's military rank in civilian life.
2) Having a tattoo of a football team. Particularly Leeds United.
3) Using the words, "gaff" or "pad".
4) Talking about house prices in any social situation.
5) Shaking hands with a bone-crushing grip.
6) Only going to *modern* art galleries.
7) Being rude to waiters/shop assistants.
8) Using HR-speak in everyday conversation.
9) Sneering at ITV.
10) Having a dangerous dog. (e.g. Staffordshire Bull Terrier, Doberman etc)
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