Sunday, June 29, 2003
My Top 5 jokes ever.
1) I had to get towed home last night. Ratty and Moley were too pissed.
2) What's E.T. short for? He has little legs.
3) What's black and runny? Linford Christie.
4) Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old man who can't reach the doorbell.
5) What's got four legs and goes "boom"? Piper Alpha.
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1) I had to get towed home last night. Ratty and Moley were too pissed.
2) What's E.T. short for? He has little legs.
3) What's black and runny? Linford Christie.
4) Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old man who can't reach the doorbell.
5) What's got four legs and goes "boom"? Piper Alpha.
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